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Monday, November 5,
10:03:00 pm
this was typed wit an on screen keyboard
today, is the most pathetic day of my life. at first it started out fine. studied in skul. then wel, xx and yy show up. 2 complicate matters, zz is here checkin the classes. wel i survived an entire conv wit them so it wasn dat bad. but stil, wen ur faced wit 2 ppl u don wana see, u just gotta take a deep breath, and stick ur hand into the shit bowl. and thats exactly wat i did. wats a girl gonna do wen her phone falls into the toilet bowl? and btw, its a long way in.. so i pulled my pants up and got sher. bloody didn even get to pee before the beautiful bastard of a phone decided that it wud go for a swim. thank goodness i wasn alone. we tried to get oven tongs, not available. broom, na.. then light bulb turned on! ting! charcoal tongs!! (thanks shea shin.. ) and garbage bags for make-shift gloves. *warning* shit up ahead. readers, pls make sure you havn got anythin to puke. if otherwise, discontinue reading. i swore my whole way thru, stickin my plastic-bagged arm into the long dark hole, wit only a pair of charcoal tongs. wat does it feel lyk, you ask? bloody disgusting. imagine, only a piece of plastic seperating ur hand and lots of crap. everybody discharges waste, spits, farts and pukes there. bacteria heaven. and i, have to shove my hand in. syok! once in a lifetime experience. but too bad, all that trouble but my arms were too short. wel, we tried thinkn of other ways including : glue, net, magnet(??) still, lotsa thanks to wyn yao, jo yee and sher, who all helped ;) finally flushed it down the toilet to a watery grave. talk abt a shitty high skul memory.. i don think i'll ever look at hand phones and toilets in the same way again. needless to say, got a scolding from my parents. high pitched screaming in the bathroom helps to let of some steam.. esp after wat u think has been a bad day. and now, my keyboard isn workin.. ps: before all tht crap, we were talking abt phones, and sher said sony ericsson very easily spoilt. and i was lyk, don curse my phone.. and ta da!! phone fell in toilet bowl.!.! |